DOES ANYBODY ELSE REMEMBER THESE DELICIOUS YOGURT FILLED MAGIC EGGS THAT WERE ALL OVER THE MARKET A FEW YEARS AGO AND THEN DISAPPEARED AND GOSH FRICKIN DARN IT I WILL NEVER GET TO EAT ONE OF THESE LITTLE MAGIC BEANS AGAIN
OK GUYS BUT IM SERIOUS DOES ANYONE ELSE EVEN REMEMBER THESE AM I GOING CREAZY ?
My dick is pi inches long
This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf
no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
the only boys i need in my life:
- michael (kors)
- christian (dior/louboutin)
- jimmy (choo)
- louis (vuitton)
- tommy (hilfiger)
- yves (saint-laurent)
- giorgio (armani)
- louis-francois (cartier)
the only boys yall can afford
Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.
these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING
my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time
and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”
and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”
like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college
Husky dog performs her overly dramatic death trick.
I’ve wasted fifteen minutes of my life watching this 8 second long video.
My favorite exchange on twitter tbh